I'M IN THE CLOSET WITH MY HEAD ON THE FLOOR
DON'T KNOW WHEN I'M ON A DOWNER OR AN UPPER
IN THE MORNING WHEN I LOOK LIKE A GHOST
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT GETS ME
TURNS ME ON THE MOST, YEAH

CAUSE I'M A SMART SHOPPER
I WANT MY COFFEE TO BE PROPER
CAUSE I'M A SMART SHOPPER
SHOPPING OUT FOR GOOD

IN THE WEEKEND WHEN
I'M OUT OUT ON THE SNOW
WHEN I'M SPINNING,
I WILL GIVE ANYTHING A GO

I'M OFF MY TROLLEY,
HONEY SPENT ALL MY CASH
IF LIFE'S A CAKE, I'LL MAKE SURE,
SURE I GET A SLICE

CAUSE I'M A SMART SHOPPER
I WANT MY COFFEE TO BE PROPER
CAUSE I'M A SMART SHOPPER
SHOPPING OUT FOR GOOD

AND WHEN I'M COMING DOWN
I TRY TO SMILE THROUGH A FROWN
THAT'S WHEN I NEED IT MOST,
IT'S MY DAILY TOAST